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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Common Childhood Virus Linked to Alzheimer’s Development in Old Age - Yahoo

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

What were the career paths of each member of "The Monkees" after the band disbanded? Did any of them have successful music careers?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Indiana Pacers assistant Lloyd Pierce taking lessons for next opportunity as head coach - Andscape

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Wall Street CEOs are cycling through the five stages of tariff grief - NPR

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do flat earthers exist?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

What are your best funny dating stories?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

The Upsetting Truth About What Wildfire Smoke Does to Your Body - Gizmodo

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How an unnoticed pregnancy complication almost ended a young Staten Island mom’s life - SILive.com

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

Still no good

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read